"Hey there, babies...you've reached Doctor Johnny Fever over at WTFH. Got a comment? Want a job? Leave me your digits right here and someone will call you right back.

...probably."

*beep*

[OOC: For OOC and IC radio issues. Posts are screened.]
All You Need Is Love - The Beatles

"This is Johnny. No, not that one. Or the other one...the one over at the radio station. God. I'm not here. Leave a message."

*beep*

All You Need Is Love - The Beatles